There was a UFO in the dining hall this morning – an Unidentified Fried Object! The Sechaba scientists claim that it was ‘Bacon Bits’, but to Chicken it looked more like, well, um, I’m not actually sure what it could be classified as! It was a borderline bacon fritter I guess. Maybe…
And there was a landmark this morning – it was the first time that I, Chicken, had scrambled eggs! Things have changed It must have been a while since I last had them, because now they serve them cold. Tut tut, how things change over time!
